Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -194

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

thumb_up thumb_down +47

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what sucks? things that suck

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

thumb_up thumb_down -7

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

thumb_up thumb_down -155

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops