What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Jews...

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Paige

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Anti Joke

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