Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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