what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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if you read this you are gay

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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