What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Justin Bieber

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Jews...

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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