why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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banana

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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