Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

A homeless man comes home from work.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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