My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Dont look at me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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