Bob fell off his roof.

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Dont look at me.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Anti Joke

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