ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Dont look at me.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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