You copy and paster!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Hi

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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