Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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