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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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obamas trench

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banana

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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