- Anti Joke

Society.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

?"what's up" "A preposition"

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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