Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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