Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Apple.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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