Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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