obamas trench

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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