Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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