What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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obamas trench

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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