Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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