Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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You copy and paster!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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