Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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