What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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obamas trench

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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