A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why is your face? Because.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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