how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Anti Joke

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