April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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