What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Women's rights.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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ballsack

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Anti Joke

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