- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Where's my tractor?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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