- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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