Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Women

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

i eat poop

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

ha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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