"Up to 50% off."

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why? Because!

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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poop

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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