- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

whats better than 24................. 25

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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