- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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