- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why was Timmy sad?

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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