- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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