A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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ballsack

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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