- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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