- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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