Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why? Because!

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti jokes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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whats really hot the sun

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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