A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Poop

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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