- Anti Joke

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why? Because!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Barack Obama

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!