- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

A British man walks into a dental office.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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