Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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