roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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don't look behind you

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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hey.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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