- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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