- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Frown is a four letter word.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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