I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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