A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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