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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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