- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

poop

The Bible

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Six million.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??