why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Black Veil Brides.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Japan called... They need help.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's dead? Your mum.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why was Timmy sad?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Dick spice

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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