"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops