- Anti Joke

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The horse said "nay."

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds