- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Women's rights...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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