What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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