What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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i eat poop

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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