A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Womens Rights.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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feces

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Do you need any assistance?

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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