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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

don't look behind you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

feces

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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