If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Sonic

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How do magnets work?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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