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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

The 19th Amendment

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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