what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Women's rights...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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"Up to 50% off."

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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