- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

The 19th Amendment

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bible

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??