- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Guess what? No.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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