Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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