People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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