Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Womens' rights.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Nah

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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96

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Society.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Anti Joke

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