Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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hey.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Gestapo.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Ha

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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