the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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