- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Halo < COD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Women's football

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Black Veil Brides.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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