Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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OBAMA

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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you

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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