What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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