- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

asian drivers.

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