Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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math test 2=2

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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haha, you're an orphan

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Womens' rights.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Nah

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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