Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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