Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Barack Obama

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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