What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Women

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Woman's rights

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The horse said "nay."

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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