Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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guess what what? nothing.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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