Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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