Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Nobody cares.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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