Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

i eat poop

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chicken

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is black but also yellow? A song.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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