Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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YOU IS DUM

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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If you are my friend like it!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

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