- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

democracy

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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