the jokes are repetitive on this site

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Women's rights...

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