What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Women's football

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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