- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Hi Shelby!!

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Vagina-Boob

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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