What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Period Blood

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Poop

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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