- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

The horse said "nay."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

i eat poop

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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