What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

i eat poop

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

alert('hiiii');

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Hi Jacob You cool

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