What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

hey.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Gestapo.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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