A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Matty B

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Women's rights...

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

guess what chicken butt

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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