- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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