There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Hi Jacob You cool

A woman comes at the doctor.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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