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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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ugh good riddance

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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