Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Women's rights...

What is next?

ugh good riddance

im a selling a car

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

MICHAEL

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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