- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Women's football

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Black Veil Brides.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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