A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Canida

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Gabe Mercado

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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