- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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