- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Knock Knock Come in

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

i eat poop

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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