- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

i eat poop

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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