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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

ugh good riddance

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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