Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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