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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!