Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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no

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Why? Because!

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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whats really hot the sun

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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