- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A jew go out of a bar

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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