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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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who farted your mother

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Nobody cares.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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