- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Women

The horse said "nay."

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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