Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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That didn't hurt.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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