A woman leaves the kitchen.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights...

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Ha

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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ugh good riddance

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no

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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