How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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The 19th Amendment

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Woman's rights

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Women

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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