what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Women's rights...

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is next?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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