whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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OBAMA

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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God is real

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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you

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Anti Joke

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