What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Penis-Pump

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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