- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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