Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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