Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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