Chicken

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Looks through the peephole.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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