- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A seal walks into a club.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Where's my tractor?

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

ugh good riddance

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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