Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Women's football

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Nah

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Your social life

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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