- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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