A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do magnets work?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

lick my ballsack.... ok

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats white and gooy liguid goop

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

69, hahaha

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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