ugh good riddance

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why? Because!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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