- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

i dislike sack in my mouth

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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