where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Barack Obama

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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The Bible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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The horse said "nay."

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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