Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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