Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Nah

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Black Veil Brides.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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