What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do magnets work?

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

lick my ballsack.... ok

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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