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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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