Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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