Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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knock knock

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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stop it ryan vallee

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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like for a handjob.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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