What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

who eats pencils asians

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Anti Joke

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