(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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no

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Barack Obama

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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