- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

i eat poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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