gay rights

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Ha

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Women's rights...

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Vagina-Boob

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Anti Joke

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