Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why was Timmy sad?

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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