Why are anti-jokes so funny?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

i eat poop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

ballsack

God is real

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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