What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Hi Shelby!!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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