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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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George Bush.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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