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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Where's my tractor?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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