Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"Up to 50% off."

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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