Why was Timmy sad?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Dick spice

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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stop it ryan vallee

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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