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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Woman's rights.

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 19th Amendment

The Bible

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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