How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Women's football

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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