What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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