Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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penis hehehehe

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Anti Joke

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