- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

The horse said "nay."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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