- Anti Joke

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.