- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women's rights

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

i eat poop

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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