Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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