How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A jew went to Germany.

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Once upon a time.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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who farted your mother

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