What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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