What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Hi

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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