- Anti Joke

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.