- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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