What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Six million.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Woman's rights

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Knock Knock Come in

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Women

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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