- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Women's rights...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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