Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The Bible

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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