Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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