- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Woman's rights.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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