- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Women's Rights

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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