Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats really hot the sun

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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