- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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