Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gay rights

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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