- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Halo < COD

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Potato.

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