as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Jake Bowar

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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