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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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a retard lost...

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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