- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Gadaffi

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Dick spice

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Pickles

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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