- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Men's rights.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock Knock. Come in.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

how did the little girl die cancer

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