How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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gay rights

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9/11

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Vagina-Boob

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Where's my tractor?

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Matty B

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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