- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Women's football

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Penis.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

There's no "i" in tim.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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