- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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