Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Take my wife- to the store.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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