What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

gay rights

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

feces

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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