Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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