No it isn't.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Knock Knock Come in

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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i eat poop

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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