A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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maddie latino

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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God is real

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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