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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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