- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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