- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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