What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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