- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Romney 2012

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

I have no ideas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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