- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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