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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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