How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

gay rights

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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