So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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alert("The Game");//

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A seal walks into a club.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What is next?

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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