If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

alert("The Game");//

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Can you see this brett? Connor

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

guess what chicken butt

*you're

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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