What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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