Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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i eat poop

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Knock Knock Come in

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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69

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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