Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what do you call a black man named mike

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Vagina-Boob

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Women's rights...

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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