- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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