- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

oh hiya come in

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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