- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Gadaffi

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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