Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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don't look behind you

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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gay rights

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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