- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

anne hatthaway

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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