Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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women's rights

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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No it isn't.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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i eat poop

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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