what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Women's football

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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