What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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