Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Vagina-Boob

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Jake Bowar

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Kah-________-

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no

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Do you need any assistance?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Knock knock What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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