Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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