Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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