- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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