- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The horse said "nay."

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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