Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Looks through the peephole.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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