Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Pickles

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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hey.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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