Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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save water shower with friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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