- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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