Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

oh hiya come in

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A jew go out of a bar

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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