- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Wolf Pussy

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Potato.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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