A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Hey, Max!!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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