And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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The horse said "nay."

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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i eat poop

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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