- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

There's no "i" in tim.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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