- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What's better than sex? Nothing

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