- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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