- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Looks through the peephole.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

God is real

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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