- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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