Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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