what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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don't look behind you

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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