Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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baby loves lalma

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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