- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

I have no ideas.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

knock knock

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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