Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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