- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A jew go out of a bar

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Obama

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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