What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Homework.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women's rights

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

who eats pencils asians

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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