why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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9/11

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Womens Rights.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Matty B

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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