- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

what do you call a black man named mike

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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