- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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