how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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i eat poop

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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No it isn't.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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