Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Jared Gough is a slut

Do you need any assistance?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

Why? Because!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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