Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Hi Jacob You cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A woman comes at the doctor.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Men's rights.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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