- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

I have no ideas.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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