what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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OBAMA

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Your mom

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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you

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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