Japan called... They need help.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Penis-Pump

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Gadaffi

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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