What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How do magnets work?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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