want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Gadaffi

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Dick spice

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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