- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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