Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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math test 2=2

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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penis hehehehe

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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