What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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