- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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