Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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math test 2=2

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What abou three times

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Anti Joke

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