Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Women

Ryan Chang is funny.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

The horse said "nay."

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Woman's rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

maddie latino

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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