what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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