What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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