What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Canida

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Gabe Mercado

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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