How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Romney 2012

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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