- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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