Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

The horse said "nay."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chicken

Knock Knock Come in

How do magnets work?

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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