A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Where's my tractor?

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A seal walks into a club.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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