- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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