- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Nobody cares.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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