How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What is a question?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

save water shower with friends

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

I have no ideas.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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