What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Chicken

How do magnets work?

Knock Knock Come in

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Looks through the peephole.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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