Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Anti Joke

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