Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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whats really hot the sun

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Blarg

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