what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Womens Rights.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Vagina-Boob

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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