Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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