What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Hey, Max!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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