- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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