What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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who farted your mother

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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