no

Where's my tractor?

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Anti jokes.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Woman's rights.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

YOLO

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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