Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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