Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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