Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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guess what chicken butt

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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