Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Canida

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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