- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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