Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why was Timmy sad?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Romney 2012

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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oh hiya come in

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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