- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Knock Knock Come in

i eat poop

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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