you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Penis-Pump

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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That didn't hurt.

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Women's rights

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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