How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Once upon a time.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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