- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Canada

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

The Irish man was sober.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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