what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

gay rights

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

feces

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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