Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Good.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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