Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

democracy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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