The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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who farted your mother

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Halo < COD

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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baby loves lalma

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Canada

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