- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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