- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

hi. thats what she said.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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