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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Roses are red Violets are penis

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

who farted your mother

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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