How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Women's rights...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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alert("The Game");//

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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guess what chicken butt

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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