Ryan Chang is funny.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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The horse said "nay."

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Women

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Woman's rights

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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i eat poop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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