why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

penis hehehehe

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

The Irish man was sober.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Anti Joke

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