- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Woman's rights

The horse said "nay."

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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