Poop

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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