- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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