- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

women's rights

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

No it isn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

i eat poop

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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