When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

im a selling a car

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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