Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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