- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's dead? Your mum.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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