How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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penis hehehehe

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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math test 2=2

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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