- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

i eat poop

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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