- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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