- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Potato.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Smart Blondes

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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