yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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