why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do magnets work?

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

69, hahaha

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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