What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

what is big and white? the moon

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

God is real

Men's rights.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

i dislike sack in my mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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