Ryan Chang is funny.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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