yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Poop

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Women's rights...

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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alert("The Game");//

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Vagina-Boob

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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