- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Potato.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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