lick my ballsack.... ok

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Gabe Mercado

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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