Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A jew go out of a bar

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knock knock

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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don't look behind you

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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