- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A jew go out of a bar

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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