- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

That didn't hurt.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did the child step on a ball?

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

World Peace

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

like for a handjob.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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