why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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