- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Woman's rights.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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