- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock, knock. Come in.......

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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