Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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