A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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