What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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