What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Turn around.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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