A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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