Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Vagina-Boob

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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