how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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i eat poop

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Anti Joke

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