What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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YOLO

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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The horse said "nay."

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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