Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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