What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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