- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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