- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Gestapo.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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