What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What is next?

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Women's rights...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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