Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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women's rights

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How many dislikes can this get?

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No it isn't.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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i eat poop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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