Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Women's Rights

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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