- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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