What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Looks through the peephole.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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God is real

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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