How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Knock Knock Come in

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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