A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

13

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops