If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

alert("The Game");//

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

guess what chicken butt

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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