a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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penis in the camel

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

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