What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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