why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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haha

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no

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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autsim

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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SHUT UP JP

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Anti Joke

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