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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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