- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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