what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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