Obama = ebola

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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