How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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