A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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