- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Womens Basketball.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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