Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Religion

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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