Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Pianca going ham

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Anti Joke

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