Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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HEY YOU!!!!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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this is not a joke

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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