What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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