Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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