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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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which one is easiest

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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