- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Men's rights

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

He--Hey guys

So a baby seal walks into a club

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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