how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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GONNA

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

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