A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Are you a tree? No.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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