What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

thumb_up thumb_down

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops