What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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PENlS.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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yeah..

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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this is not a drill.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I'm a like whore

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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