Womens Basketball.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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