knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Religion

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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No. Yes.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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