Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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