What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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