What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What abou three times

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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