- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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