- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

KOOKABURRA

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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