Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Samantha

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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