Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Me

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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my bubbles!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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batman has diarrhea

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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