why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Weaner

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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