Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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charlie sheen

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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