- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Wumbo

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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