what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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#Hanging Degus

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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