Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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