why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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