Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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