A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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