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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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