Womens rights.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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minorities.....

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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the battle of waterloo

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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