How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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