what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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