- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Get on the boat.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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