Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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chuck norris

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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