Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Woman's Rights

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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