- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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