Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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