Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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