Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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hi. thats what she said.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Suck pussy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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