A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Oh, right

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