Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Did you know?

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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PIED NINNY!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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I was born.

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