What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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