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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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