what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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yada yada

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Your mom.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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