Dick Chaney

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Obama

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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