Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Anti Joke

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