- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Women's Rights

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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