- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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