Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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