Major League Soccer

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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( . Y . )

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96

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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