Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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BWAT

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Sam Hengal.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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