Your mom is so nice.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

James Patrick Campbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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