- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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