Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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