Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A whale's vagina

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Anti Joke

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