What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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