Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy leaves prison

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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