What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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My parents died!

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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K.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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