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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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