Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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