whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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