Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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