- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

French people

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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