Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

thumb_up thumb_down +54

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,551

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

thumb_up thumb_down +29

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LIKE TRAINS

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops