What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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