Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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