A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Oh s***

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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The Detroit Lions

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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