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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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