What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Jess Burns

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What do I hate? people

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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