- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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