Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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