What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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