whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Sarah Palin is President

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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*insert joke here*

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Homework.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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