Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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