Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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