Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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