What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Turkey Balls

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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