your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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