Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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