Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Women's rights

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Reading books

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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