Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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