Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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this website is a bad joke

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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