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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

LOL -LOL GUY

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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