Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Do u take sugar?

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

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