How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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