Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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This is not a good joke.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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