knock knock Goodbye

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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