My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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GONNA

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Akshaytiger World

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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