Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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