- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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