What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Hey Caleb.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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