The 19th Amendment

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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fart

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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