Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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