Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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