What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A Fat Kenyan

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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An Asian man fails a math test

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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