Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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