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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Your time.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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