Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Eric is gay Ha

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