- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

rent a cops

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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