What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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You are joking right?

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What's big and purple? Barney

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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