Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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