- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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