- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Hey

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

don't read this

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Women's Rights.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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