What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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GONNA

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Turn around.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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