i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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