What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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