Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

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