- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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