I literally died laughing

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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