How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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