What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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