6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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