A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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The Moon Landing.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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