-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Terraria

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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4 hours later.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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