What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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