A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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William wright is Gay

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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