What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Anti Joke

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