Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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