Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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An atheist walks into a church

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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