What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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That's Racist

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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