- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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