If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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