If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Black people having a Job.

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