2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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pickle sniffer

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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