i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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poop.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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