I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What is the name of the car? What

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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