*spongebob voice* 25

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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get in the car.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Tim likes girls

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Yes!

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Terry has ebola

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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