Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Nice belt.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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