Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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