How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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womens rights

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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i cant think of one.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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