Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Women's rights.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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I'm so punny.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Canada

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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