what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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