If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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