What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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alcoholism kills

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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