How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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hi anti joke

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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