Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Welcome To Facebook

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Flab

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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