why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

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