There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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