Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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