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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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I'm gay. No homo.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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