Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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deez nuts

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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