If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Daniel is a fag

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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