Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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