Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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W.N.B.A.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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hi patrick

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Anti Joke

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