im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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