A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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balls

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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