"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

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