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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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