Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Anyone??????????/

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nuneaton..

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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