Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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