A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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