What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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I need to start studying.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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