What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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How old are you? 7

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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