Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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