- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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