Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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JUST KIDDING^

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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AIDS

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Nicholas Cage

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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