Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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