A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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see ya

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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