- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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