- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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