What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Punch line.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Wigan.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What is the name of the car? What

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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