What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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ObamaCare

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Two planes walk into an office building

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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