Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Dont read this joke

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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