Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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