What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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