- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A possesed goat: "moo"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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