How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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GONNA

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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