How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Your girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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