Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Women's sports.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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