What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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