How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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the NAACP

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Lil Wayne

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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heads up!

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Queens Park rangers

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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