Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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The joke below me is retarded

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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