What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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THE GAME

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Joke

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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