A black man killed someone

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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GADZOOKS!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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