Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Penis.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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