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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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