Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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when debbie meets downer

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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