Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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