A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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u suck

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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