What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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pizzano is a tool.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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