So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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