What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Burp

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Hello

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Black Friday

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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