wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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