A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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obama's promises

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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oh hey.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hi

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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An antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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