Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Anti Joke

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