What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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guest what i love pancakes

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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