What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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