What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Heskey time.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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YOU IS DUM

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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