Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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