Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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