Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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