Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Pickles

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Hello

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Netflix and chill

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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