What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What stops a train? A missile

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Facebook...

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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