Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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