What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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