What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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It says so on your cap.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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