Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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