boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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its all aodhan

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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