whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Women's rights

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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