Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Anti Joke

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