what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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