What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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