Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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