ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Anti Joke

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