Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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