What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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