- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Once, I went to Peru.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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