If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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