What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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