An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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