I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

The Big Band Theory

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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