Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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People...

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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PATHETIC

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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