- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Joke

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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