Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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