Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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