- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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