What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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anti-joke teehee

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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c-? men, C-men

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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