What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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women's rights, lol

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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LIKE THIS!

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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