You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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People with cancer.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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