Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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