why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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