Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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book 'em danno

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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