- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A blind man walks into a library.

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