What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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the bible

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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