whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Your Mother

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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