What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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