What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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