Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Knock knock What

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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