A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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