Cancer.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

The NHL playoffs

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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