What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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