dat shoe shine tho

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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a man walked into a bar....

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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