A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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