If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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