What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Psychics.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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