- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Where's my tractor?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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