- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Republicans

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Do you love me? No.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Bob dole

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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