A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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