The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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