- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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