What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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