- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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