What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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