Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Hey

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What is life? Paul.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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bitches be crafty.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

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