2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Me

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Cancer.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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