- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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