whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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