- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Knock knock What

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Religion.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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