Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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