Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Immigration Laws

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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