This one time at band camp....

thumb_up thumb_down +31

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's red and silly? A blood clot

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

thumb_up thumb_down -15

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

#Getweird

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

q

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops