what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Obama

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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