Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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YOU

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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