The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

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