What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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69

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why was Timmy sad?

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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