A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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meatspin.fr

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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