Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Leave. Now.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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