A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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