How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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