Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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I work at jcpenny

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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