What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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