Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Anti Joke

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