a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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