- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what? Dog

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Feminism

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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