Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Ham sandwich

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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