what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

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