What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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why does column have a letter n?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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I hate you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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