Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Starter clothing

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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