What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Heskey time.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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i heart wiener

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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