Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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