What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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