roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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