Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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