say it ten times fast: oh

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Your text.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Justin Beiber

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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