What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A Fat Kenyan

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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