Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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potato farming

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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