If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Sixty... eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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