Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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