Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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