What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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