Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Steve Jobs.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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