What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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