Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

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