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Yo Mamma

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Poopsack Jones

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Anti Joke

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