What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Brittney Spears

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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