Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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