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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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anus soup

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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