A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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