What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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