A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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the WNBA

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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