Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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