Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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