What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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You.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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pickle juice?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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your mom died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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