There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Nobody cares maddie!

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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more like nig!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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