Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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mark is mark

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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