- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

A ginger was with his friends

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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