Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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women's rights

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George W. Bush

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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