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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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