Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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the sky is green no it is not

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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