I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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kk

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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