Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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ur gey

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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arse

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