whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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