why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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