What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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I would rape her

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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womens rights

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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