- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Yo mama is so fat!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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