ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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