Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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I Love Hitler.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Poop

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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TOBUSCUS

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