Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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my mind's eye?

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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cheese

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Anti Joke

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