Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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