Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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