Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Emily Walker.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Anti Joke

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