Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Hi colton

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

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