Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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