What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Once upon a time a was born

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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