A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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