What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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