What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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