What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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