How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm hungry.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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