whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your mums a potato

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Jordan is pregant

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Justin beiber's penis

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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