What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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