Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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anti jokes

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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