Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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WILLYS

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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