Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Women's rights

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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