Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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I am black.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Mitch

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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