Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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