Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Anti Joke

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