What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Anti Joke

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