What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Caca.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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men

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Anti Joke

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