Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Gun Control

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Ehh

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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