why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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You're adopted.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A man walks into a bar

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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