Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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