What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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