Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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women outside of the kitchen

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