what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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