- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A guy walks into a bar

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A fat guy!

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