What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Lil Wayne

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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