Women's rights.

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math test 2=2

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Canada

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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