Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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