why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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