Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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