Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Potassium? K.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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I read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

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