Women's Rights.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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you gay?

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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knock knock

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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