Obama

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Women's rights.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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