What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Banana

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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