Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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France never surrender.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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