Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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