What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Fox News.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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