Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Anti Joke

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