You will not press the like button.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's up? A direction...

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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