What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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