Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Penis

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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