knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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9/11

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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No.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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no

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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