A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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