I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Do the roar!

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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