Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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