Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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you first

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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