What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Get in the car.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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