Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Woman's rights.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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