When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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A van drives into a car.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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