lol

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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swag

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Justin Bieber

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ass in my face ? no

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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everyone dislike this

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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