How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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