What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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acualy is dolan

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Your face

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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