what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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im a selling a car

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