A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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