- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A man sat on a chair

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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