What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Obama

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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