Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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