One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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