Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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