A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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