- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Mitt Romney

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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