A man walks into a bar

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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i like pie

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Knock knock come in.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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