- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Winking at old people

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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