Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Military intelligence.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Rick Perry.

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Women rights..

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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the cow goes moo

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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