Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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