What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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