- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Dance is a sport

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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