Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A Jew! Bless you.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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