What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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