I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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