What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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