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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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