Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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one day i went to bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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