Why did the bunny eat his food

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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