What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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minorities

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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