What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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guess what? bannanas

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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