What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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DESERT

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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baby loves lalma

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Anti Joke

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