Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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