what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is my name? I dont know

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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The geese of Growmore

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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