A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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