What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What's green and blue? yellow

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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