A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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