how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anne Frank.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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