what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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I like turtoes.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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