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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

A seal walks into a club.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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