Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Justin's humor

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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knock knock go away ok

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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