What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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