roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Roses are red, yup.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Anti Joke

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