What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Canada

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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