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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A black man without problems.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Good to see you today!

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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