What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Y2K

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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