whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Your mam is so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

thumb_up thumb_down +11,467

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops