- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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