your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Anti Joke

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