Face Hunter is scum

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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