How are you? Yes

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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