Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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