Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Amazing

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roey Jegen

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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alert("The Game");

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porn-hub

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One, two, three, four and five

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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lol a man is drowning

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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