A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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