What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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69

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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No

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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