Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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hi iggy

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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