What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Your mother is so fat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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