whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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A pope meets another one

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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