whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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