Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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PICKLES

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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