Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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