- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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