How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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