Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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