Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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