What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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