- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Anti-jokes are funny.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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