What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

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