What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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