Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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knock knock

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Blacks

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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i'm funny

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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