Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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world society

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Denard Robinson

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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