What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Women"s Rights

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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