Knock knock. Death.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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