Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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come along children

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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