How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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