1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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