the midget went to the midget store

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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what do gay people eat?? food

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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