What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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eoin burgin is fat

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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I'm hungry.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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