how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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maddie latino

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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