Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Me Neither.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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