Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Neither have I

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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