What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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How old are you? 7

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Justin Beiber

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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