Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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