A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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