What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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