Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Anti Joke

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