What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Anti Joke

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