Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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