what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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NEVER

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Anti Joke

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