You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Steve Jobs.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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here's a joke... the american education society

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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