roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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