Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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