hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Anti Joke

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