What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Woman's Rights

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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