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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

AIDS.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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