2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A seal walks into a club.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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