What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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knock knock no ones home

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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