1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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penis haha

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this is not a joke.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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