How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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knock knock come in!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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