- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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