What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Feminism.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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how man

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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