Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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