How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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