PENIS lol

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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