- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

That's Racist

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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