What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Penis penis poop butt

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Yes.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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