Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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