Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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V I T A M I N C !

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Women.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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