- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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