Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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