- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Junior's love life.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Women's rights

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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