How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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That's not what she said.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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