Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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I am a mime

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Anti Joke

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