why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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That didn't hurt.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Chrissy is funny.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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