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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

want to go home? yea

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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