A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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He walked in a bar

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Nah

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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