Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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whats white and sticky glue

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Hey

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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