What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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hahaha

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Anti Joke

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