What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Vagina Boob

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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