Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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