- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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