Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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