there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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SEX

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