Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Women

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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