Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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poop.........

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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