Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Pickles

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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One day a man walked into a wall

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