Winking at old people

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Harry Styles

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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National security?

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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