Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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