What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Hello.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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