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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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