Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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www.hurr-durr.com

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hi

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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