A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Penis in a box.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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