Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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justin beiber sucks

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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