- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

This is not a good joke.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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