And Stephen Hawking said.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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