What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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The queen having a shit

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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