"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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No!

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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