eat a hot dog

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Men's Rights

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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