Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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mc hammers income.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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hi

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Take wrong turns

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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