Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Women's Rights Movement

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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SEX

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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