Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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This is Heading 1

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

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