- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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