how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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homosexuals are gay

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Womens rights.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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