Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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