What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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I walk into a bar...

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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