why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Chuck Norris.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Anti Joke

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