Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Romney 2012

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Strawberries!

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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