A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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who is awesome? no one...

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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