Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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TELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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