What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Jesus

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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