- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

haha, you're an orphan

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's big and purple? Barney

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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