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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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civil rights

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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one of the idiot

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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womens rights

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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this website is a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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