What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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