What did you say? I don't know.

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rape that shit

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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women's rights.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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I am very humble.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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