A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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son, you're adopted.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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