What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Women's rights.

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