My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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69

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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womens rights.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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