what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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