Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A van drives into a car.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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