I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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The NBA and womens sports

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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I was watching Fox news.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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