A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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that wall over there ->

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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MICHAEL

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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T-Dog scare me

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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