A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what goes boo a sock

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