Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Your mom.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Two english guys meet at work

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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