What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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