What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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your life

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Pickles

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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