- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What flys? A fly

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.