Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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The WNBA.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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