- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Caramel Boing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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