I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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anti jokes are for fags

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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