- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

good one jess !!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

whats pale and white your ass.

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