Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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JUST KIDDING^

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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