What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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A hayride would be fun.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Your Mom The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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