Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A man was shot. He died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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learn. advance!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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