What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What sucks?

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Hey Shea

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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raisin boogers

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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