whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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