Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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wat?

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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