What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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