Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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^that joke's not funny

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Women's rights.

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