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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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