Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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VITAMIN C!

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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