Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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