- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Chuck Norris died.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did he die? He was sick.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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