KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

haha

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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