Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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