- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A seal walks into a club.

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