Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Your mom goes to college

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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