- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Reverse psychology never fails.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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