Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How would you rule?

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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knock knock come in

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Weight loss service that works

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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