What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Ass

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Womans baksetball...

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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