- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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