- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

knock knock... ...no answer

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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