Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Anti Joke

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