roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I can't see my forehead

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

quantum physics?

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