Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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whats green and lives in the water

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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