roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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My name is Harry.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Go away still nothing to see

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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