Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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tee hee

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Gus's mom

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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