Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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This joke is funny

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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