Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Miscarriages.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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