Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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identical jokes get different votes.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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