yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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im gay because im gay

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Poop

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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