Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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black people. that is all...

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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