Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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ask me if im a door yes

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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