A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Ben is gay

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Anti Joke

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