What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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