What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Turn around.

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refridgrator

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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