Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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