roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Real jokes.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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