And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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