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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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