Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Blind people can't read this.

Chicken

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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