Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A black goes to college

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Women's rights.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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