What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Religion

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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