A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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W.N.B.A.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What should I name my dog?

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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