What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Your sex life.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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