How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Do u take sugar?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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