How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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whats a dick a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Barbara Streisand

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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