Women deserve equal rights.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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