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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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