falling didnt make the difference

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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