There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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My Girlfriend

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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