A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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A women's opinion.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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*you're

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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No!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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