How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Trump will make America great again.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Women.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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