How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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bacon

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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YOU IS DUM

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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