what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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civil rights

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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bangers and mash?

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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