An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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