what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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You just won the game...

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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