- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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