Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Dance is a sport

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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whats 69+2? 71

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

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