What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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the economy.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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