If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Anti Joke

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