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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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