What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Bob Saget

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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