Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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