- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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