During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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The Pope

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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