Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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