What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Where's the soap?

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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British Dentistry

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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