What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Woman's Rights

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Chris is hairy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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