What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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