What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +164

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

thumb_up thumb_down +2

38 studio's new game... Finance City

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The chickens have become self-aware!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +32

non poop

thumb_up thumb_down -10

*you're

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I had 99 problems Solved them all

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Black people are innocent.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops