Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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