Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Obama

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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