Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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