How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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OIO

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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