What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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I like hats XD!

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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