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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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