Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Hummer.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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