Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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