Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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