What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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my penis

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God.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

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