How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A ginger rapping.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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I? Everett

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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