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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Penis

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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