What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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