a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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whats 2+2? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Fiats

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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