Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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