Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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