Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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