Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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