Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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