Your mother is average.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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