why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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I don't get it

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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dislike this...please.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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