I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I can't think of a joke.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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balls in ya mouf

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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