YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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