Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Lil' Wayne

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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