What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Apple juice.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's 9 +10 19

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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