Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Spell: “This word”

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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