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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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y is ya grandad gay?... coz ya dad
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ha. i get it
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Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian who is 5"4' and has only a couple of friends. Actually, his only friends are two queers that are equally lame and lonely as him, their names are Kevin and KJ.
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roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van i have a gun
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Poor kid.......now he can't eat his ice-cream
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Q:Hey you wanna an armpit? A:Yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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