Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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