Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Your time.

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mc hammers income.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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sarah taylor

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Thanks

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Republicans

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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