- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Matt Damon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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