Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats 2+2? 4

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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