- Anti Joke

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

hi

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Vagina ass.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yo daddy!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them