Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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