- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Period Blood

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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