- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A russian gives away vodka.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I tell an anti joke!.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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