A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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whats 2+2? 4

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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