what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Wats a joke?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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