Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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69

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Your time.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

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