- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

You just won the game...

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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