Farts smell bad!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Bloody kids ...

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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