- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

what's red and blue? your heart

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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