Dani barton= lovely

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WNBA

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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FAP

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Anti Joke

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