An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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