- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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