What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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68 :)

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So. The gays. ...

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Knock knock. Death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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