Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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I like pom

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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