- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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