What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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NASCAR

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Black People.

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Why did I get raped

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Anti Joke

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