- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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