how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Dani barton= lovely

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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