roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Who has downs this joke

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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