- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

I like to eat people

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

WNBA

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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