- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

women have rights

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Women's Rights.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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