what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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