- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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