Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

2 women were sitting quietly

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

women playing football?

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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