Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Penis

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Potato.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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