What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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