- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Who is a knob? ross d

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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