do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

So. The gays. ...

Your time.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

JEWS

knock, knock. come in.

womens rights to vote

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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