Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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