- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats 2+2? 4

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

save water shower with friends

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Knock Knock Come in

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How did the girl die? 25.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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