Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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I like to eat people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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