- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

I like to eat people

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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