Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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