- Anti Joke

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......