Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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T-Dog scare me

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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