- Anti Joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

PUDDING

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

I like to eat people

motley crew

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Anti-joke.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Justin Beiber

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

PUDDING

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

I like to eat people

motley crew

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI