why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

I'm gay. No homo.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

peter charastabopouloulous

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Dani barton= lovely

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Jacob Edwards has friends.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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