so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Women's rights.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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