A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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