In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Women's rights.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Anti Joke

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