Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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68 :)

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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womens rights to vote

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Your time.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Are you a human?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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