Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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