b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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