How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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motley crew

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Yo daddy!

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hi

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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