What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

womens rights to vote

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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