roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The penn state football administration

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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WNBA

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti Joke

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