- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Wheelchair high jump

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

what's red and blue? your heart

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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