- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

hello

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

My pet rock died.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

obama

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??