Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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general tso's broccoli

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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mc hammers income.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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