What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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who is awesome? no one...

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Dubstep < Music

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Christians pornstars.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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