What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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