a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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