- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

black people

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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