- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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