What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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I saw a shovel once.

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Poop

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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