- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Civil Rights.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

¿melano?

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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