- Anti Joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Knock knock. Death.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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