- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Women's rights.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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