My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Women's Rights.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Anti Joke

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