How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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My butt!!!!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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I'm banging your sister.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Potato.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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