- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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