- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Republicans

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Video Games

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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