- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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