why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Farts smell bad!

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

save water shower with friends

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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