How did the girl die? 25.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

69

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Women.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

this is a joke

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

PENlS.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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