- Anti Joke

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Q: What sucks? A: Straws