sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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This is not a joke.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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who farted your mother

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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