2 women were sitting quietly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Weiner

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Yo daddy!

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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