- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Garry Glitters on here

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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