A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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