- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

I'm a like whore

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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