A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Are you a human?

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Vagina ass.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Yo daddy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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