- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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