- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what they say? Words

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Sorry boss

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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