What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Dani barton from bob chuckles

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I'm a like whore

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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