- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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