Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Civil Rights.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Dani barton= lovely

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asparagus

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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