Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

No. Yes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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