What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Where's my tractor?

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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