- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

I am on a escalator.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Hearpin my durp

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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