- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

fack me!

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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