- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Knock knock. Death.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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