What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Romney 2012

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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