- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Potato

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Garry Glitters on here

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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