What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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asparagus

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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FAP

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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