How did the priest die? Masterbation

i'm not gay

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

T-Dog scare me

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

God bless America, and no where else.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

I'm a like whore

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

poop

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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