- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's 9+10=? 19

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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