- Anti Joke

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Yo daddy!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.