A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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ugh good riddance

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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