What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I like to eat people

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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