What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Justin Beiber

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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I like to eat people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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