Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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poop

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Alt F4

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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