- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's 9+10=? 19

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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