- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Knock knock Come In.......

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the clock say? The time.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

I like to eat people

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

The penn state football administration

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