- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

fack me!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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