Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Potato

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What number comes after 29? 30.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Garry Glitters on here

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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