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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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haha, you're an orphan

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Nobody cares.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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