what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Are you a human?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Video Games

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Alex Eggbert

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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hi

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