What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Civil Rights.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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black people

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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