- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Knock knock. Death.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clock say? The time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I know a black girl named beyonca.

The penn state football administration

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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