What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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space is fun

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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This is not a joke.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Anti Joke

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