Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

No it isn't.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Sonic

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Dani barton= lovely

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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