a man walks into horse bar

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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