- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Video Games

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Are you a human?

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Knock knock. Death.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Vagina ass.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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