- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the clock say? The time.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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