A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Hashtag

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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womens rights to vote

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Yo daddy!

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Are you a human?

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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