Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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