Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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I like to eat people

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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