John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Who has downs this joke

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Poop

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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brian mcgee is gay!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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