- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Yes?

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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