My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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