- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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