- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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