- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

guess what chicken butt

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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