What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

i love huge wieners.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Farts smell bad!

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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