Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Women's rights.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a man walks into horse bar

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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( o Y o )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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