- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Alex Eggbert

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.