Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Which one is hardest?

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Sorry boss

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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