- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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