Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Wats a joke?

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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