- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A child with cancer grows up.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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