Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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who is awesome? no one...

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

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