Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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24!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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