- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why? Because!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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