- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

The Irish man was sober.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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