- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Romney 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

a man walks into horse bar

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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