Thanks

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Anti-joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Facebook...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Blarg

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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