Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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PENlS.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Thanks

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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drake

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