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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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