- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your time.

JEWS

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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