How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Black People.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

whats brown? poop.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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