- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

MICHAEL