- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

guess what chicken butt

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

knock, knock. come in.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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