- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

How did th-A fridge.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Where's my tractor?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Romney 2012

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