- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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