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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

No it isn't.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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