Where's my tractor?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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