- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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