There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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