Two women were sitting together, quietly.

fack me!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Nothing yet CC

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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