Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

peter charastabopouloulous

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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