- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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