What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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a man walks into horse bar

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Potato

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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