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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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