Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Jason Connor.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Farts smell bad!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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