What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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what's red and blue? your heart

hi. thats what she said.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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