- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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