- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

fack me!

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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