- Anti Joke

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

black people

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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