John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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