Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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I am on a escalator.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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