What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

JEWS

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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