- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Penis.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Heartlight

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Penis-Pump

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How did th-A fridge.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

An Asian walks out of the library.

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