- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

womens rights

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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