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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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