- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Women's Rights.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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