- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Farts smell bad!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Potato

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

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