why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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