Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Wats a joke?

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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