- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Period Blood

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo mamas so fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

womens rights to vote

Jared Gough is a slut

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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