- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the clock say? The time.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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