What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Anti Joke

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