Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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The penn state football administration

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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motley crew

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Are you a human?

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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