- Anti Joke

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Knock knock Come In.......

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Alex Eggbert

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.