Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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