- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Mitt Romney.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Ham sandwich

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

The horse said "nay."

Guess what? Holocaust

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

knock knock!! kanye west

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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