Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Vagina ass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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