Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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