- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. No homo.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

The weels on the bus go...flat

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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