Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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