Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Who has downs this joke

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

I'm a like whore

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

hey bill!

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Black People.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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