A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Knock Knock Come in

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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