Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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black people

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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