What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Nothing yet CC

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's 9+10=? 19

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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