Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Sorry boss

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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24!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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