- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

My mom caught me masturbating.

space is fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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