Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Hi my name is Jim

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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