- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

im a selling a car

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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