- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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