- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Thanks

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So. The gays. ...

Nice weather we're having.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

LOL May Wong

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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