A russian gives away vodka.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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