- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

nine...eleven

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Hi my name is Jim

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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