How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat people

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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No it isn't.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Sonic

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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