What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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hey

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Potato

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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