- Anti Joke

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

MICHAEL

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.