How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Christians pornstars.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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