How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

guess what chicken butt

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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