What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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