Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Nice weather we're having.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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