- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Where's my tractor?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a man walks into horse bar

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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