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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did I get raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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