What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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