Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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