the real mccoy

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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