What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

fack me!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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