- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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