- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Knock knock. Death.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

The penn state football administration

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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