Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Dubstep < Music

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Sorry boss

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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