- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Hearpin my durp

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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