- Anti Joke

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the clock say? The time.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A baby seal walks into a club...

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.