Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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you will now laugh.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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