- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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