- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

fack me!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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