What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock Come In.......

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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