How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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