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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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