- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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