- Anti Joke

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Are you a human?