Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Garry Glitters on here

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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