What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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