- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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