How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Potato.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did th-A fridge.

the cast of the jersey shore

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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