- Anti Joke

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

whats brown and smells like shit shit

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly