- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

the cast of the jersey shore

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's after 9/11? 9/12

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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