God bless America, and no where else.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

poop

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did I get raped

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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