Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

You should never talk to strangers.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Black People.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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