What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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