- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

I'm gay. No homo.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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