BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Your time.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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JEWS

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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