Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Betty Whites ALIVE?

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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