Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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