- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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