larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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NASCAR

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Black People.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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whats brown? poop.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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