A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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LOL May Wong

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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