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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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