- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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