If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

ugh good riddance

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Video Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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