Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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You just won the game...

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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