- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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