- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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