Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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this is a joke

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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