- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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