- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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