What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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