- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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hey bill!

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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