- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's dead? Your mum.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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