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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Woman's rights.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Are you a human?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Alex Eggbert

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Anti Joke

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MOAR??

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Video Games

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Woman's rights.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Are you a human?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Alex Eggbert

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon