why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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poop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Anti Joke

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