What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Video Games

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Knock knock. Death.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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