- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

hey bill!

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

who is awesome? no one...

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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