- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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