- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Come in

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

No. Yes.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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