so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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