Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

I'm a like whore

God bless America, and no where else.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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