What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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black people

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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