There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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