An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Garry Glitters on here

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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