There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Penis

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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12

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My butt!!!!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Cows go moo.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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democracy

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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