Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why?

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

You just won the game...

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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