4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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