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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Alex Eggbert

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!