- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

How did th-A fridge.

A russian gives away vodka.

I am on a escalator.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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