What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Wats a joke?

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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