Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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