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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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