haha, you're an orphan

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Nobody cares.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Society.

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:O + :P = 69

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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