- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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