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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why? Because!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Knock knock. Death.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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