Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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