a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What's a small person? A midget

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haha, you're an orphan

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Society.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Your social life

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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