Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Girls Basketball.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

knock knock who's there?

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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