Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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The penn state football administration

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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