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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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