- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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motley crew

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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