Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Nice weather we're having.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Thanks

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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