- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Women's rights.

i love huge wieners.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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a man walks into horse bar

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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