What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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i love huge wieners.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Farts smell bad!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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