what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Women's sports

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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marshal sterio had sex

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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