Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

save water shower with friends

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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