Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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