How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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kiss me?

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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123 Main street

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Where's my shotgun

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Wats a joke?

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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