Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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hi michael

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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