How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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