Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Ham sandwich

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

how did the little girl die cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What's better than sex? Nothing

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Sorry boss

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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