What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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FAP

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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