What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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fack me!

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Anti Joke

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