- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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