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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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