What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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whats 2+2? 4

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Welcome To Facebook

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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