what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Where is my tractor?

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Watch your lips.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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