- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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