joe diragi makes paul look straight

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minecraft

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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feces

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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guess what chicken butt

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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JEWS

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Anti-joke.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Thanks

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