what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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I like pom

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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