- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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