hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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