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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Women.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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