- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

ugh good riddance

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the clock say? The time.

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