Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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