- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Civil Rights.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

FAP

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

The weels on the bus go...flat

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

black people

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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