- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Black People.

God is real

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did I get raped

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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