waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

God bless America, and no where else.

I'm a like whore

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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