What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Can you see this brett? Connor

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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