natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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