- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Woman's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

5

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??