What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Six million.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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