A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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69, hahaha

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Black People.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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God is real

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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