Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Toaster

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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whats brown? poop.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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W.N.B.A.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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