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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Alex Eggbert

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hi my name is Jim

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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