Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock Knock Come in

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a man walks into horse bar

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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i love huge wieners.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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save water shower with friends

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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