- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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