haha, you're an orphan

Canada

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a small person? A midget

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

:O + :P = 69

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Society.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

69

Your social life

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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