What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

This site is easy to upload to...

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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