how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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