What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Where's my shotgun

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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