- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

How did th-A fridge.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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