- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Gadaffi

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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I tell an anti joke!.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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