Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Women's rights...

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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