- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Wats a joke?

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

your mom

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

FAP

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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