A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Poop

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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NASCAR

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Dubstep < Music

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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