Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Garry Glitters on here

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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