- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

No. Yes.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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