A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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