What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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the real mccoy

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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