- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's after 9/11? 9/12

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Romney 2012

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

a man walks into horse bar

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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