No. Yes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Farts smell bad!

no

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Yes. Just Yes.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Nice weather we're having.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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