Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A russian gives away vodka.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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