- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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