What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sorry boss

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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