Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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