Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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