What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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man boobs

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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