- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*