How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Wats a joke?

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Wade's the father

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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