- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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