- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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