What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

the cast of the jersey shore

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

a man walks into horse bar

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