What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Dick spice

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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