- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's a small person? A midget

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Nobody cares.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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