Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

I like to eat people

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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