- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

No. Yes.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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