Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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