- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smart Blondes

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Where's my tractor?

So a black man hails a taxi...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Anti Joke

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