What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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i'm not gay

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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You should never talk to strangers.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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poop

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hey bill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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