- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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