What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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ugh good riddance

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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DOWN

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Your mother is a man.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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