How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

i'm not gay

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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