- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

No. Yes.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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