- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

a man walks into horse bar

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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