Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Your time.

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JEWS

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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minecraft

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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