Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Anti Joke

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