Ham sandwich

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

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