- Anti Joke

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!