so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Black People.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did I get raped

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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