- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

black people

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

poop

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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