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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

fack me!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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