How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Mitt Romney.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Women

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Woman's rights

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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