Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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W.N.B.A.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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