whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Facebook...

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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