whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Nothing yet CC

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's 9+10=? 19

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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