Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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