- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

what do you call a black man named mike

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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