why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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I like to eat people

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Anti Joke

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