- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Comedy.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Poop

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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