How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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feces

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Thanks

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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