- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How did th-A fridge.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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