- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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