- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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