A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Why did I get raped

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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