- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

How did th-A fridge.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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