Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Girls Basketball.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

what is big and white? the moon

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

monkey sponge

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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