roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat people

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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