- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Wats a joke?

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Hi my name is Jim

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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