- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the best part about football The scoring

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Girls Basketball.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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