Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Woman's rights

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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kiss me?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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