- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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