- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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