What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Poop

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Anti Joke

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