- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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You just won the game...

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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