How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Potato.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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