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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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