- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

How did th-A fridge.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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