If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to eat people

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

No it isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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