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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Where's my shotgun

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Cancer.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Drunk irish man

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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