Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Garry Glitters on here

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Can you see this brett? Connor

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

feces

minecraft

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Anti Joke

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