- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Dani barton= lovely

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

bum sex lol

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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