Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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alert("The Game");//

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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motley crew

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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women's rights.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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