Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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