- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Where's my tractor?

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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