- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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