I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Video Games

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Are you a human?

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Alex Eggbert

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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