- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did th-A fridge.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I am on a escalator.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A russian gives away vodka.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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