- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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