- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did I get raped

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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