Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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JEWS

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Thanks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Facebook...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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