- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Ouch.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

verry nice how mUCH?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

whats really hot the sun

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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