Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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