Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

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