How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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