- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Civil Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

black people

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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