- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

The penn state football administration

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Your mother is a man.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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