A blind man walks into a bar

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Anti Joke

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