How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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