What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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