Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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