- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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