- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Romney 2012

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock Knock Come in

a man walks into horse bar

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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