whats 2+2? 4

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A child with cancer grows up.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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