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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How did th-A fridge.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

I am on a escalator.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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