what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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LOL May Wong

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Nice weather we're having.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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