What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Wats a joke?

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

i'm not gay

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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