- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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