- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

fack me!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

No. Yes.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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