Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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the real mccoy

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did I get raped

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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