How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Knock knock. Death.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why? Because!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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