What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Black People.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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If you are my friend like it!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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