knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Thanks

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Nice weather we're having.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dislike this

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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