Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Garry Glitters on here

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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