- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Hippopatomous!

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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