what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Video Games

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Knock knock. Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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