A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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