Blarg

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why?

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Women's Rights.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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