roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Facebook...

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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