A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Blarg

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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MICHAEL

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Alex Eggbert

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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