A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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