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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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