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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

guess what chicken butt

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Women Voting

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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