guess what what? nothing.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

hello

hey bill!

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Alt F4

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Black People.

God is real

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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