What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Thanks

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Blarg

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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