a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

marshal sterio had sex

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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