how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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i'm not gay

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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