- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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