- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

fack me!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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