why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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