How did th-A fridge.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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i love huge wieners.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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http://anti-joke.com/

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a man walks into horse bar

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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