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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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