Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Sorry boss

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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