What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Black People.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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