On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

drake

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

DOWN

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

ugh good riddance

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