- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Woman's rights.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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