Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

knock, knock. come in.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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