- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A child with cancer grows up.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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