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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

black people

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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