Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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I'm a like whore

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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