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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork