What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did the clock say? The time.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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