What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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