Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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hi. thats what she said.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What abou three times

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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