- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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