A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Dick spice

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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I am on a escalator.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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