What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Anti Joke

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