My mom caught me masturbating.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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If you are my friend like it!

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Christians pornstars.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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