- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

fack me!

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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