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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Alt F4

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Black People.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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