- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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