Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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