- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Black People.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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