What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A child with cancer grows up.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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