George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Women Voting

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Blarg

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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