3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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NASCAR

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

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