What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Which one is hardest?

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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