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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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