Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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