An Asian walks out of the library.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Jason Connor.

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