What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

poop

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Dani barton from bob chuckles

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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