How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Girls

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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i'm not gay

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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alert('hiiii');

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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