- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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