- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

marshal sterio had sex

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Hearpin my durp

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What's after 9/11? 9/12

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