What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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