- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Yo mamas so fat.

womens rights to vote

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Jared Gough is a slut

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