why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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You just won the game...

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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asparagus

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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