- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Alex Eggbert

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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