Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I like to eat people

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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