What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Where's my tractor?

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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