Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Nothing yet CC

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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So. The gays. ...

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Anti Joke

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