"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Garry Glitters on here

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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