What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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PENlS.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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