Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

zebras

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

obama

Wheelchair high jump

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why did I get raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

anti jokes

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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