- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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