Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

save water shower with friends

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What number comes after 29? 30.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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