whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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hi. thats what she said.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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