Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Justin Beiber

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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