what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

the cast of the jersey shore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How did th-A fridge.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

I am on a escalator.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

YOLO MAH BROLO

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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