whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Six million.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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asparagus

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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