Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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I like to eat people

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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