Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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hi

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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You just won the game...

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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