Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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PENlS.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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