What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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