What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did I get raped

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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hi. thats what she said.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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