how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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