Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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democracy

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Penis-Pump

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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