If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Wats a joke?

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Anti Joke

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