What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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