Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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poop

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Alt F4

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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NASCAR

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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