Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

fack me!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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