- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Cancer.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Drunk irish man

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

who is awesome? no one...

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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