Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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