Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Wats a joke?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

I saw a shovel once.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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