- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Knock knock What

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Women Voting

Ham sandwich

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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