- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

No. Yes.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Comedy.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Niki Minaj's ass

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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