Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Video Games

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Woman's rights.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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