Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Garry Glitters on here

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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