- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

a man walks into horse bar

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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