how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Republicans

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Thanks

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Facebook...

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Matty B

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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