Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Thanks

Republicans

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

drake

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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