What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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