Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What abou three times

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

haha, you're an orphan

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

The Irish man was sober.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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