What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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baby loves lalma

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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