- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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