Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Nice weather we're having.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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