Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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