Your mother is a man.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

The penn state football administration

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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