why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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