- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

guess what what? nothing.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

hey bill!

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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