guess what? chicken butt.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Your social life

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Penis-Pump

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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