Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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