what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Blarg

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Are you a human?

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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