What did the clock say? The time.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Vagina ass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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