What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did the clock say? The time.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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