- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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