A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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