What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Black People.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hi. thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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