why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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