Women Voting

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Knock knock What

Ham sandwich

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Mitt Romney.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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