What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Civil Rights.

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No it isn't.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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