How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Wats a joke?

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Chicken

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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