Smart Blondes

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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