- Anti Joke

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did the clock say? The time.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

women's rights

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.