Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

24!

Society.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

the cast of the jersey shore

I am on a escalator.

How did th-A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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