- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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