What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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you will now laugh.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Nobody cares.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Society.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

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