- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

kiss me?

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

#scabbers

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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