- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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