how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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