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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

kyle dosnt eat dick...

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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