- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What is Earth made out of? Earth

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

I'm a like whore

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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