- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

69, hahaha

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Black People.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

God is real

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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