Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Garry Glitters on here

thumb_up thumb_down +18

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did i fall? i got pushed!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops