This is not a joke.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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