- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's dead? Your mum.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

I am on a escalator.

Dick spice

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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