Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Potato

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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( o Y o )

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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