- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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