- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why did I get raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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