verry nice how mUCH?

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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whats really hot the sun

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Women's rights...

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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