Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why? Because!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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