Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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knock knock who's there?

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Toaster

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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