Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Romney 2012

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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