What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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