Thanks

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Your time.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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MICHAEL

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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