A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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no

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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