What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Ouch.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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feces

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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