Dancing Potatoe!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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