A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Blarg

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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