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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

a man walks into horse bar

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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