What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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