Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Poop

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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you

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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