BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's 9+10=? 19

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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