whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Drunk irish man

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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whats brown? poop.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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W.N.B.A.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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