Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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