Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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knock knock go away ok

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24!

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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