What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Sonic

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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