- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

No. Yes.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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