Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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black people

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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