- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Do you know what they say? Words

Sorry boss

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Agricultural production fell significantly.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

knock knock go away ok

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Penis

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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