Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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women's rights.

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What is next?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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