- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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