Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Nothing yet CC

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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