- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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