- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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