- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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