a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Penis

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

the cast of the jersey shore

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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