why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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