Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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the real mccoy

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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