- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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