A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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