- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

How many cows say moo? All of them

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

I'm gay. No homo.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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