A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What's a small person? A midget

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Penis-Pump

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Gadaffi

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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