- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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