- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Knock Knock Come in

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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