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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What number comes after 29? 30.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Garry Glitters on here

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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