- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

The penn state football administration

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

You just won the game...

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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