Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Where's my shotgun

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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