What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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hello

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Alt F4

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Who has downs this joke

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Black People.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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