there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Sorry boss

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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