- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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