Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Romney 2012

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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