- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

No. Yes.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??