- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

whats 2+2? 4

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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