How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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PENlS.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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