- Anti Joke

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

I'm gay. No homo.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

I like to eat people

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.