- Anti Joke

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

why am i on this site? cause its funny