Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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