- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Thanks

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Blarg

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Women Voting

Facebook...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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