If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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