How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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