I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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