Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

marshal sterio had sex

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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