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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

whats 2+2? 4

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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