When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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JEWS

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guess what chicken butt

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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