Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Black People.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

hi. thats what she said.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Christians pornstars.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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