- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Your mother is a man.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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