Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Comedy.

Niki Minaj's ass

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Women's rights.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A jew go out of a bar

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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