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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Wats a joke?

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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