Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Who has downs this joke

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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the real mccoy

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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