- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

black people

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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