Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Dear Board of education, so are we.

This site is easy to upload to...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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