- Anti Joke

guess what what? nothing.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

God is real

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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