- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I saw a shovel once.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

knock knock who's there?

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

69, hahaha

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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