- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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