- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did I get raped

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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