how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Women.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Obama

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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