Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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fack me!

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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