Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

You just won the game...

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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