A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Thanks

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

This site is easy to upload to...

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Your mother is a man.

I had sex. Just kidding.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Black people. They are so kind.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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