- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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