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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Where's my shotgun

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Where's my shotgun

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering