- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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