Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Ham sandwich

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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