- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A jew go out of a bar

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Potato

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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