- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

a man walks into horse bar

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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