Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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hi

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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¿melano?

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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