- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Wheelchair high jump

Black People.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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