A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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No. Yes.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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