What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Anti Joke

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