- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What's dead? Your mum.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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