Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

the cast of the jersey shore

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What's dead? Your mum.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

So a black man hails a taxi...

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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