What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

God bless America, and no where else.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Anti Joke

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