- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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