What is 2+2? 4!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Black People.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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