Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Potato

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Women's rights.

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