What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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If you are my friend like it!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Which one is hardest?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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