knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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24!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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96

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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you will now laugh.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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baby loves lalma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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