- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

Obama is a good president.

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