Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Womens rights.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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