Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Junior's love life.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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wow garlic, yum

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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dj miky

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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