Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Obama is a good president.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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