Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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1unno;njfjk

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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