Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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1unno;njfjk

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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