Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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8============D PEN1S

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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