How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Womens rights.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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