Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Junior's love life.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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