What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Junior's love life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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The horse's name was Friday

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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