- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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