Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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1unno;njfjk

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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