A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Junior's love life.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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