Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

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