What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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