Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Anti Joke

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