Junior's love life.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

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