josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Obama is a good president.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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