What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Obama is a good president.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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