A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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