What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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1unno;njfjk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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