what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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The horse's name was Friday

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Obama is a good president.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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