A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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8============D PEN1S

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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