A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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