- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Guess what? What? Nothing.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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