what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

Obama is a good president.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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