- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Guess what? What? Nothing.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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