- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

The horse's name was Friday

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

Obama is a good president.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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