- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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