Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Gay republicans

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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