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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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