Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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